Well….the one I dreamed I served.
You see, if I’m completely honest with you, I’d admit that I’ve never cooked a turkey in my ENTIRE LIFE! But I’d rather not be completely honest with you. So pretend like you don’t know that, ok? I’d rather my image not be tarnished. Cause you all know that I can cook anything, right?! Good….now that we have that out of the way…..My family never got together for Thanksgiving. I’d always go to a friends house, or when I was dating my husband, we went to his family gatherings. Which only involved bringing a dessert (Now…desserts, I can DO!!!) drinks or hot rolls from Ryans. Never once did it involve the cooking of a turkey. As a matter of fact, Honey Baked Ham always had the privilege of cooking a turkey for his family. And boy, do they do a good job of it!! (No shame, Nanny!! Those honey baked turkey breasts are FABULOUS!)
Our Thanksgiving will be spent with three other missionary families from various parts of Portugal. They’ll all come to our home next Friday for dinner. Since no one around here cares about this strange American holiday our kids will be in school on Thanksgiving. Plus our mid-week prayer services are on Thursday nights.
I am happy to announce though, that even though Thanksgiving will be here, I’m not attempting to cook a turkey. I just don’t think I could handle all the pressure that’s put on the one cooking the turkey. A more seasoned missionary mother of 8 will be bringing the bird for us all to enjoy. Her oven is bigger, she has more experience, and with 8 kids, she has more practice at handling pressure. So, she’s the heroine of the day!
IF I were to cook a turkey…I would only cook the breast, several of them and I would roll them in bacon. (Your neighbor knows what she’s talking about FringeGirl!) So maybe I’ll experiment and be prepared for next year.